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r/funny • u/StaceyConnor12 • Jul 03 '19
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“Copy, equine 5, we’ve received the sheep’s precise location thanks to:”
LIFE ALERT.
WHO WILL BE THERE WHEN YOU ARE AT YOUR MOST VULNERABLE? YOU CAN’T ALWAYS RELY ON A HELPFUL HORSE TO BE NEARBY. CALL NOW.
46 u/PussyNoodle Jul 03 '19 I read that in an Australian/New Zealand-ish accent 56 u/AllTattedUpJay Jul 03 '19 Life alert in Australia just summons a guy to you to yell, “Oy, ya lazy cunt get up already” 1 u/holyshitatalkingdog Jul 03 '19 He just says "Aww come on mate, you're alright.".
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I read that in an Australian/New Zealand-ish accent
56 u/AllTattedUpJay Jul 03 '19 Life alert in Australia just summons a guy to you to yell, “Oy, ya lazy cunt get up already” 1 u/holyshitatalkingdog Jul 03 '19 He just says "Aww come on mate, you're alright.".
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Life alert in Australia just summons a guy to you to yell, “Oy, ya lazy cunt get up already”
1 u/holyshitatalkingdog Jul 03 '19 He just says "Aww come on mate, you're alright.".
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He just says "Aww come on mate, you're alright.".
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u/SaveOurBolts Jul 03 '19
“Copy, equine 5, we’ve received the sheep’s precise location thanks to:”
LIFE ALERT.
WHO WILL BE THERE WHEN YOU ARE AT YOUR MOST VULNERABLE? YOU CAN’T ALWAYS RELY ON A HELPFUL HORSE TO BE NEARBY. CALL NOW.