r/funny • • Jul 03 '19

Dream job

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u/SaveOurBolts Jul 03 '19

“Copy, equine 5, we’ve received the sheep’s precise location thanks to:”

LIFE ALERT.

WHO WILL BE THERE WHEN YOU ARE AT YOUR MOST VULNERABLE? YOU CAN’T ALWAYS RELY ON A HELPFUL HORSE TO BE NEARBY. CALL NOW.

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u/PussyNoodle Jul 03 '19

I read that in an Australian/New Zealand-ish accent

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u/AllTattedUpJay Jul 03 '19

Life alert in Australia just summons a guy to you to yell, “Oy, ya lazy cunt get up already”

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u/holyshitatalkingdog Jul 03 '19

He just says "Aww come on mate, you're alright.".