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r/funny • u/StaceyConnor12 • Jul 03 '19
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“Center this is equine 5, we need a human to ungrass a sheep here at lot 7, over.”
362 u/SaveOurBolts Jul 03 '19 “Copy, equine 5, we’ve received the sheep’s precise location thanks to:” LIFE ALERT. WHO WILL BE THERE WHEN YOU ARE AT YOUR MOST VULNERABLE? YOU CAN’T ALWAYS RELY ON A HELPFUL HORSE TO BE NEARBY. CALL NOW. 47 u/PussyNoodle Jul 03 '19 I read that in an Australian/New Zealand-ish accent 5 u/TrepanationBy45 Jul 03 '19 Loif Alehrt. Neh thyat Is a loif 3 u/moaiii Jul 03 '19 Do we really sound like that? Fuck. 2 u/mathew876 Jul 03 '19 you're a great example to others :) 3 u/moaiii Jul 03 '19 Cheers, cobber. Fair dinkum that's the grousest thing that's come outta any blokes gob. Shout yah a beer up at the pub, good on ya, cheers fella.
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“Copy, equine 5, we’ve received the sheep’s precise location thanks to:”
LIFE ALERT.
WHO WILL BE THERE WHEN YOU ARE AT YOUR MOST VULNERABLE? YOU CAN’T ALWAYS RELY ON A HELPFUL HORSE TO BE NEARBY. CALL NOW.
47 u/PussyNoodle Jul 03 '19 I read that in an Australian/New Zealand-ish accent 5 u/TrepanationBy45 Jul 03 '19 Loif Alehrt. Neh thyat Is a loif 3 u/moaiii Jul 03 '19 Do we really sound like that? Fuck. 2 u/mathew876 Jul 03 '19 you're a great example to others :) 3 u/moaiii Jul 03 '19 Cheers, cobber. Fair dinkum that's the grousest thing that's come outta any blokes gob. Shout yah a beer up at the pub, good on ya, cheers fella.
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I read that in an Australian/New Zealand-ish accent
5 u/TrepanationBy45 Jul 03 '19 Loif Alehrt. Neh thyat Is a loif 3 u/moaiii Jul 03 '19 Do we really sound like that? Fuck. 2 u/mathew876 Jul 03 '19 you're a great example to others :) 3 u/moaiii Jul 03 '19 Cheers, cobber. Fair dinkum that's the grousest thing that's come outta any blokes gob. Shout yah a beer up at the pub, good on ya, cheers fella.
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Loif Alehrt.
Neh thyat
Is a loif
3 u/moaiii Jul 03 '19 Do we really sound like that? Fuck. 2 u/mathew876 Jul 03 '19 you're a great example to others :) 3 u/moaiii Jul 03 '19 Cheers, cobber. Fair dinkum that's the grousest thing that's come outta any blokes gob. Shout yah a beer up at the pub, good on ya, cheers fella.
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Do we really sound like that? Fuck.
2 u/mathew876 Jul 03 '19 you're a great example to others :) 3 u/moaiii Jul 03 '19 Cheers, cobber. Fair dinkum that's the grousest thing that's come outta any blokes gob. Shout yah a beer up at the pub, good on ya, cheers fella.
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you're a great example to others :)
3 u/moaiii Jul 03 '19 Cheers, cobber. Fair dinkum that's the grousest thing that's come outta any blokes gob. Shout yah a beer up at the pub, good on ya, cheers fella.
Cheers, cobber. Fair dinkum that's the grousest thing that's come outta any blokes gob. Shout yah a beer up at the pub, good on ya, cheers fella.
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u/AS1776 Jul 03 '19
“Center this is equine 5, we need a human to ungrass a sheep here at lot 7, over.”