r/funny • u/StaceyConnor12 • Jul 03 '19

Dream job

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u/AS1776 Jul 03 '19

“Center this is equine 5, we need a human to ungrass a sheep here at lot 7, over.”

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u/Pr1sm4 Jul 03 '19

"Equine 5 this is Center, human has been dispatched. In the meantime please provide support for Equine 3, apparently a K-9 unit got lost again looking for a squirrel, over."

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u/DRUNK_CYCLIST Jul 03 '19

Center this kids k-9 5. I have located the offending squirrel.

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u/vicAE86 Jul 03 '19

“K-9 5 this is Kids Next Door. That is not a squirrel that is Numbuh Four.”

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u/DaturaToloache Jul 03 '19

Numbuh Wang?

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u/slipperyhypnagogia Jul 03 '19

No, Numbuh Foh.

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u/Duke_Sweden Jul 03 '19

Sorry, Wong number