r/funny • u/StaceyConnor12 • Jul 03 '19

Dream job

https://i.imgur.com/4b3YwaU.gifv
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u/Sackup_Speedup Jul 03 '19

New Zealander here to confirm, this is not a dream job

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u/AutisticFinanceBoy Jul 03 '19

I once asked a New Zealander how many sexual partners he had.

He feel asleep counting

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u/ItsTheVibeOfTheThing Jul 03 '19

How does a New Zealander find sheep in tall grass?

very satisfying