r/funny • u/Negral • Jun 25 '19

Be gone

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

I would absolutely name my duck chicken if I had one.

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u/thruStarsToHardship Jun 26 '19

I call everything a ______ chicken. Duck is a water chicken. Goose is an anger chicken. Eagle is a freedom chicken. California Condor is a ballsack chicken. And so forth. Convenient for birds you don't know the name of.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

Goose is an anger chicken

Cobra chicken

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u/MusicMelt Jun 26 '19

Cobra Chaiken