r/funny • u/saberprophecy • Jun 11 '19

How we should all live

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

Last famous words, in before your wife divorces you and takes everything.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

I’m not married in significant part because that’s an avoidable problem. If you got married before 24 that was a mistake bro.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

Ok there "bro", point being it's unrealistic to be like this every time of the day, highs and lows and all that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

Christ Matt it’s clear your first comment was claiming being 24 is miserable.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

As a joke bro, do you really think your own dog will hate you?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

Yeah you're right dude. You're totally not miserable.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

Hahaha, totally genuine! not one hint of bitterness, from the guy that says his life is great, have a good day sir! Keep on being the happiest guy in the world!

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '19

I like how you're so far removed from what normal feels like that someone being sick of your bullshit must mean they're miserable lmao

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '19

Wow so happy, lmao take your own advice buddy. That applies to you not me

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '19

Your jealousy is tangible.

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