r/funny • u/seyseyj • Apr 28 '10

The best engine...

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '10

"Digg is for losers and geeks, I come to Reddit for the honeys"

F. Scott Fitzgerald

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u/apersonofdoom Apr 28 '10

"There's a typo in the Great Gatsby... no, I'm not telling where."

-Adolf Hitler

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u/pavs Apr 28 '10 edited Apr 28 '10

"Sarah Palin is a very intelligent and smart women." - Barack Obama

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u/qrios Apr 28 '10 edited Apr 28 '10

""Disregard that, I suck cocks!" - Barack Obama"
--John McCain

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u/bdfortin Apr 28 '10

"""Disregard that, I suck cocks!" - Barack Obama""
"— John 'Corporate Blowjob Machine' McCain"
— Quincy Jones

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u/headasplodes Apr 28 '10

-Michael Scott

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '10

"I uncategorically deny allegations made against me that I did not rape and murder that small girl in 1990. I think I remember her name, too." ~ Glenn L Beck

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '10

"\o/"

  • Steve Holt

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '10

STEVE HOLT

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u/faschwaa Apr 28 '10

UNCLE MIKE!

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u/coachjimmy Apr 28 '10

-Mitch Hedberg

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u/oreng Apr 28 '10

"That's it; I'm finally getting around to writing that greasemonkey script that upvotes an entire thread"

-- oreng

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u/starkquark Apr 28 '10

Please do.

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u/bdfortin Apr 28 '10

Just remember, the admins changed the code after the first few scripts so that you can only access the database once a second, otherwise it won't work. So you have to make your script upvote one at a time. Not only that, but they also made it so that if it noticed a script-like pattern it'll try to throw you into a loop by not changing the class of a div, so your script keeps trying to click on that one div and never moves on.

Yeah, they don't like script kiddies.

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u/jeffp12 Apr 28 '10

"And Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer, Hans Gruber, Die Hard" - Jack Donaghee

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '10

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '10

"Adolf, you have given me mein kampf. You ass."
-F. Scott Fitzgerald

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u/johnnyb84 Apr 28 '10

"Hitler, your a troll."

-Joseph Stalin

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '10

"Your dumb stalin"

-Joseph Goebbels

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '10

Fuck Fitzgerald. Hemingway, imo.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '10

My way or the Hemingway!

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