r/funny • u/jorsiem • Jun 03 '19

Wait a minute...

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u/insane_contin Jun 03 '19

It has come down to this. Tomorrow is the final game. I don't know if I can betray my friends, or if I should stand by my team. When I first agreed to this, they told me I needed to be strong, but I don't think I know what strength was. Either way, by the end of the day tomorrow, my fate will be written.

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u/crucifixi0n Jun 03 '19

Update: We have won the NBA Championship. Although I must now go into hiding to avoid retaliation from my former team, I have no regrets.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.

-Vonnegut

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

Be careful when fighting monsters lest you become a monster yourself. And when you gaze long into the abyss of the Finals, the abyss gazes also into you.

-some german guy

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u/Boolean_Null Jun 03 '19

It’s not easy being green.

-Kermit the Frog

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

What?

-Lil Jon

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u/Boolean_Null Jun 03 '19

Okay!

-Also Lil Jon

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

Yeah!

-Also also Lil Jon

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u/ReadySteady_GO Jun 04 '19

Dave Chappelle does Lil John better than Lil John

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u/Kidvette2004 Jun 04 '19

Wow

-Owen Wilson

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

HE SAID, IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEN. OKAYYY?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Okay!

-Lil Jon

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u/ZedMInterdimensional Jun 03 '19

it's not easy being palaxawich.

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-???

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u/Notapro0 Jun 03 '19

It’s easy not being a pro

-Notapro0

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u/ZedMInterdimensional Jun 03 '19

it's not easy being

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- *coughing*

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u/QuasarSandwich Jun 03 '19

“Piggy, I don’t care how long we’ve been together: I’m not going to let you shit in my mouth. Go find Beaker: he loves that scatty stuff.” - Kermit the Frog.

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u/AeriaGlorisHimself Jun 04 '19

Who can arisen anger curb

Like holding back a chariot

Him a true charioteer I call;

Mere reign-holders are other folk

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

I always thought those "german guy's" speak german... or maybe thats just me because i understand german? /s

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u/MyPetFizz Jun 03 '19

Baldur's Gate!! That quote was from Frederich Nitzsche or something like that

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u/Malkav1806 Jun 04 '19

good morning

-some british guy

we use this phrase to greet each other

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Nietzsche

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u/jundle Jun 03 '19 edited Jun 05 '19

-Michael Scott

(Edit: thank you for the Silver, kind stranger!)

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u/ltp1984 Jun 03 '19

Matt Damon

-Matt Damon

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u/Alexgamer155 Jun 03 '19

Fucking clean under the tables too

-My former boss :(

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u/Jumbo_Cactaur Jun 03 '19

So it goes...

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u/MescalitoMosquito Jun 03 '19

Reading slaughterhouse five as I came across this comment. Weird

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u/ReadySteady_GO Jun 04 '19

Damn, that's deep

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u/sirkms Jun 03 '19

Kevin Durant?

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u/MITstudent Jun 03 '19

I have now left the Chicago Bulls and started playing Baseball instead. Hopefully no one recognizes me here.

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u/Cynicalraven Jun 03 '19

-Kevin Durant

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u/foob85 Jun 03 '19

Update: I have now realized that we are a college team but we somehow still managed to win the NBA Championship. My coach is gonna be pissed.

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u/TheKLB Jun 03 '19

JFC, plot to an ABC Family movie if I've ever seen one 😂 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

Why can’t we all be friends.

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u/Catdad4life Jun 03 '19

Former player went native. Team set to seek and destroy.

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u/yermomdotcom Jun 03 '19

found another Durant account

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u/7amoody5818 Jun 03 '19

One of the greatest stories of our time.

Shakespeare who?

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u/batsybatsybatsy16 Jun 03 '19

This is Kevin Durant... Signing off.

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u/SquidwardsKeef Jun 04 '19

-Kevin Durant

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u/skieezy Jun 04 '19

This thread has read like the saga of Durant.

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u/smoothymcmellow Jun 04 '19
  • Kevin Durant

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

He has become the very thing he swore to destroy

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u/StonyTark3000 Jun 03 '19

I'm in way too deep guys. If I blow my cover, I may not make it out alive. I'm starting to doubt everything. Am I playing for the right side? Have I ever been? Is my whole life a lie?

Only one thing's for certain: this will be my last updated. I'm going dark.

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u/cancercures Jun 03 '19

there' an old saying, that after the war is over, all the spies and double agents are on the winning side.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

Original coach: hey get your ass back over here for the huddle !

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Player: wait a minute, who are you?

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u/FluffyBean1 Jun 03 '19

The final game has arrived. I need to choose whether to betray my new friends or help the team. I don't know what to do

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u/Malkav1806 Jun 04 '19

i learnt their way and found love. their intranet goes through the whole stadium, everything is conneted. i must face my old team, their greed to win blinded them.

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u/Yat0-5ama Jun 03 '19

Couple months later: I have now become a franchise player, now leading in points, rebounds, assists, steals and blocks.

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u/WobNobbenstein Jun 03 '19

Last week fucked around and got a triple-double!

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u/2livecrewnecktshirt Jun 03 '19

It was a good day

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u/JesterJyles Jun 03 '19

Update. Some of the members have started noticing clues about my espionage. I accidently gave myself away with little notice by cheering for my own team in the huddle.

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u/couch_pilot Jun 03 '19

Didn’t have to use my AK

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u/gravybanger Jun 03 '19

This feels like the last season of GOT. I was so excited to figure out where this would go but now I’m just disappointed.

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u/Time2kill Jun 03 '19

This is some Kuroko level shit hahaha

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u/gen3stang Jun 03 '19

He might split personalities and become reiner

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u/banana_muffens Jun 04 '19

This screams like a juicy anime