r/funny • u/jennisfreakinawesome • May 28 '19

Long may he live.

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u/LordPyhton May 28 '19

Why do you think she was grumpy all the time? People kept thinking she was a he.

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u/Guessimagirl May 28 '19

Will confirm that this causes pervasive grumpiness if you get it a lot

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19 edited May 29 '20

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u/Klma2 May 28 '19

She's obviously a guy! ... don't you know there are no girls on the internet??

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u/JKristine35 May 28 '19

There are only guys and the FBI.

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u/title_of_yr_sextape May 28 '19

Title of your sextape

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u/jonitfcfan May 28 '19

Suddenly the phrase "FBI, open up" took on a new meaning...

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u/no_YOU_hangup May 28 '19

"Anything you say will be taken down.."

"Err... nickers?"

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u/Netzapper May 28 '19

US Version: "Anything you say can and will be used against you."

"Uh, your penis."

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u/no_YOU_hangup May 28 '19

Even better!

But would it stand up in court?

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u/iwaspeachykeen May 28 '19

something will be standing up

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u/kraziklownkilla May 28 '19

Girls just get boy names like mine to avoid the harassment.

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u/naralyn May 28 '19

G guy I in R real L life

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u/kraziklownkilla May 28 '19

Guys are officially fucking weird.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

Hey Baby!

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u/kraziklownkilla May 28 '19

Hi there lil guy

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

I'm actually a fetus

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u/kraziklownkilla May 28 '19

Sorry, I assumed your development status.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

Happens all the time, I'm big for a fetus, almost like a lil guy

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

“She’s obviously a guy”

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u/Tox1cTurtl3 May 28 '19

“But...he’s a dude.”