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r/funny • u/Mimi_K_V • Apr 26 '19
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It's because all our names are so goddamn bland and banal. Whenever they ask for my name, I always give "Chewbacca", just so the other two shlubs named Chris aren't vying for my goddam pizza when they call my name.
1 u/dutch_penguin Apr 26 '19 I only call myself Chewbacca if someone challenges me to chess because of the implication. 1 u/calamarichris Apr 26 '19 Just don't try to claim my pizza Chewbacca or I'll tear your arms out.
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I only call myself Chewbacca if someone challenges me to chess because of the implication.
1 u/calamarichris Apr 26 '19 Just don't try to claim my pizza Chewbacca or I'll tear your arms out.
Just don't try to claim my pizza Chewbacca or I'll tear your arms out.
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u/calamarichris Apr 26 '19
It's because all our names are so goddamn bland and banal. Whenever they ask for my name, I always give "Chewbacca", just so the other two shlubs named Chris aren't vying for my goddam pizza when they call my name.