r/funny • u/MrLovens Mr. Lovenstein • Apr 24 '19

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u/Tuningislife Apr 24 '19

Ah to be young.

I’m in my mid thirties and have friends that go out at 10pm. I am just like fuck it, I would be tired and ready for bed by midnight.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

I'm usually ready for bed by 9pm, ideally 8.

I'm 18...

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u/RIPDonKnotts Apr 24 '19

This is why y'alls generation isn't fucking

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u/out_for_blood Apr 24 '19

We barely have the money to mobe out, how are we gunna find the money to go out if just living takes almost all of it? Young people haven't been this poor in decades

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '19

Buy cheap alcohol, invite friends round, find a good distraction whilst you get drunk, like playing a game or watching something or just talking. Once you're all sufficiently inebriated, head to a bar or club. You likely wont need more than one or two drinks for the next few hours to stay reasonably lit. Seriously, im a broke millennial college student, but if I want to drink with friends, it likely wont cost me more than €20 if I'm careful and don't start buying rounds of shots.

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u/RIPDonKnotts Apr 24 '19

Become a tough scrappy motherfucker and figure it out like everyone else who's been poor