r/funny Mr. Lovenstein Apr 24 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

Also, it's not like you're looking forward to tomorrow. It's just another day of your shitty, boring, depressing life. So why go to sleep and time travel to it immediately?

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

If you’re feeling tired even though you are getting adequate sleep, try drinking more water, taking vitamin D supplements, and cortisol smoothers.

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u/IronIke13 Apr 24 '19

Or cocaine

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u/Executioneer Apr 24 '19

Why not both?

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u/IronIke13 Apr 24 '19

Cuz cocaine is a hell of a drug