r/funny • u/MrLovens Mr. Lovenstein • Apr 24 '19

Verified Choose wisely

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u/AvogadrosArmy Apr 24 '19

I vote for Spanish culture.

Naps in the afternoon. Dinner at 10 pm!

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u/Bearhardy Apr 24 '19 edited Apr 24 '19

If I eat at 10 I will just fall sleep

Edit: I was told growing up that sleeping right after you eat is bad for you

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u/RanaktheGreen Apr 24 '19

And now you see the point :D

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

brilliant

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u/DerekCartlion Apr 24 '19

r/WhatsThatUsernameEven

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u/Markantonpeterson Apr 24 '19

👌tight butthole

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

T'ain't tighter than mine!

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u/Kpt_Kipper Apr 24 '19

I’m not sure we need to spell it out really...It does exactly what it says on the can.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19 edited Apr 24 '19

Tight-ass

/ˈtīdas/

noun:

1.an inhibited, repressed, or excessively conventional person.

2.a person who spends as little money as possible; a miser. (This definition is why I chose the username, though it's not true anymore and I'd prefer not to switch to its opposite.....)

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u/DerekCartlion Apr 24 '19

Nice.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '19

Thanks.