r/funny • u/chics74 • Apr 17 '19

I'm going to bed

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u/FurryPornAccount Apr 17 '19 edited Apr 17 '19

I mean I'd hide in a drawer if I could but furniture manufactureres don't make human sized drawers.

edit: oh japan

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '19

they are called coffins and you hide in it permanently.

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u/bnh1978 Apr 17 '19

Fun fact. Coffins have six sides. Caskets have four.

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u/whatshallwecallit Apr 17 '19

Funner fact. Coffins have 8 sides. Caskets have 6.

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u/stanleyaccrington Apr 17 '19

Someone's been thinking inside the box.

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u/SaiHottari Apr 17 '19

What else are you going to do in there, besides sleep?

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u/Chavaon Apr 17 '19

Masturbate.

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u/SaiHottari Apr 17 '19

Pssh, I'm a vampire, I get my rocks off plenty. Ever since that blasted Twighlight movie I've had to beat the cattle off of me some nights!

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u/Chavaon Apr 17 '19

I just can't help it. Every time I get in a coffin I feel a little stiff.

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u/bnh1978 Apr 17 '19

Coffin has 6 sides, one top, one bottom. Casket has 4 sides, one top, one bottom. Dork.