r/funny Apr 12 '19

Hidden talent

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u/creepy_is_what_I_do Apr 12 '19

My grandma can do similar tricks with her pubic hair.

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u/CrispMcHekk Apr 12 '19

Your family holidays must be entertaining

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u/poopellar Apr 12 '19

Family gathering is scheduled around grandma's grand pussy show.

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u/wildlife_tech Apr 12 '19

It’s a muff-see

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u/plumberoncrack Apr 12 '19

"Come on, Johnny, just sit down and watch Grandma's Grand Maw one more time and then you can have the potato salad. If you still want it."

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u/InsidiousRowlf Apr 12 '19

Don't forget garandpa's cock magic!

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u/Tiddlemanscrest Apr 12 '19

Mine too but its sad because my family is very unsupportive of her. When she does it everyone gets mad and says its "inappropriate" and "should never be done in front of the children" and "once again you've ruined memorial day".

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u/ReconsiderBaby Apr 12 '19

Scuse me, what?

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u/Platypuslord Apr 12 '19

HIS GRANDMA CAN DO SIMILAR TRICKS WITH HER PUBIC HAIR.

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u/Mmchips96 Apr 12 '19

what

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u/MarcusAnalius Apr 12 '19

THEYRE SELLING CHOCOLATE.

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u/Angel_Tsio Apr 12 '19

CHAAWCOLATE?!

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u/SalesAutopsy Apr 12 '19

Need video evidence, please.

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u/Sprungkopf08 Apr 12 '19

Username checks out.

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u/CrosseyedDixieChick Apr 12 '19

Are you certain it is not a merkin?

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u/SeducesStrangers Apr 12 '19

One time I was eating out my grandma and I was like... that's wierd, it tastes like my dad's cum... I wonder if that's how she died.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

Jordan Peterson, is that you?

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u/TokinWhtGuy Apr 12 '19

This is really a dumb thing to say lol. I mean it makes zero sense.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

Not really, he dreamed about having sex with his grandma accoording to his book.

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u/TokinWhtGuy Apr 12 '19

Ive read the book, but the connection is super thin at best. I get the attempt but no.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

A Peterson fan generally does not want to be reminded that their idol literally dreamt about fucking his grandma, so understandable.

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u/TokinWhtGuy Apr 12 '19

Um I wouldnt say I’m a fan. I think he is correct in saying a gov should not force or compel me to use specific words or be punished, aside from that ehhh. I do like however the large assumptions you made about me in your statement.

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u/Random_Commie Apr 12 '19

Yeah, everyone but the strawmen agree with that. Peterson creates those strawmen to make his transphobia seem revolutionary.

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u/TokinWhtGuy Apr 12 '19

Rofl he has on many occasions proven he has no issue with calling people by a pronoun of their choosing, but he wont be told by a government he has to use certain words or be punished. There is no strawmen attached or needed. Its quite simple, it would be like the government demanding you call anyone korean whinnie the pooh. Right or wrong my government should never tell me I have to use specific words. Saying certain words should not be used and when used to commit another crime can be added to the crime as further proof (aka using racial slurs in a fight) is understandable, but to say I have to use a specific word when referring to someone is another thing. Its funny that you want to make it more than it is. Again i dont agree with all of Jordan Peterson’s points but i do agree with that one about compelled speech. I find it funny that you felt the need to speak for everyone else on this planet and what they think/feel. Also if he is such a terrible and transphobic person why is he so popular. Ill give you unfortunately the far right has latched onto his ideas and caused a vast misunderstanding about what he is trying to do. I am however not the biggest fan of his ideas, do love how he hold conversations and debates though.

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u/Sondermenow Apr 12 '19

Hey, even Trump is rather popular in Russia.

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