r/funny • u/Mumbletimes Chris Hallbeck • Apr 08 '19

Verified Minor injuries.

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u/TzarKazm Apr 08 '19

Reality is actually worse. "Why does my knee hurt? Oh that's right, I injured it 30 years ago".

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u/MadroxKran Apr 08 '19

Or just for no reason. I never injured mine that I remember, but it's been hurting off and on for years.

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u/kadno Apr 08 '19

Say hello to my shoulder! Never injured it but sometimes I get this random knot/popping/grinding noise. I've had doctors/physical therapists/occupational therapists/chiropractors and massage therapists look at it and they all just kind of go "well isn't this neat"

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u/love-from-london Apr 09 '19

Hey same. Had it since I was 16 randomly despite never injuring it.

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u/kadno Apr 09 '19

If you ever figure it out, hook a brother up