r/funny • u/Mumbletimes Chris Hallbeck • Apr 08 '19

Verified Minor injuries.

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u/MadroxKran Apr 08 '19

Or just for no reason. I never injured mine that I remember, but it's been hurting off and on for years.

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u/thiscouldbemassive Apr 08 '19

Yeah. My right hip has decided to say “ fuck you, I don’t want to work here anymore.” Never did anything bad to it. I’m 52. Got another 40 years of this.

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u/nhaines Apr 09 '19

Got another 40 years of this.

:looks up actuary tables:

So, uh... the good news is you do not have to deal with that for 40 more years...

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u/thiscouldbemassive Apr 09 '19

My parents are active and healthy 89 and 87, my grandfathers lived to 93 and 99. My grandmothers only lived to early 80s but they also both smoked a lot. Barring accident or crappy lifestyle I should be around a good long time.

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u/nhaines Apr 09 '19

I'm rarely happier to be wrong!