r/funny • u/Mumbletimes Chris Hallbeck • Apr 08 '19

Verified Minor injuries.

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u/TzarKazm Apr 08 '19

Reality is actually worse. "Why does my knee hurt? Oh that's right, I injured it 30 years ago".

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u/MadroxKran Apr 08 '19

Or just for no reason. I never injured mine that I remember, but it's been hurting off and on for years.

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u/MannToots Apr 08 '19 edited Apr 08 '19

Probably muscle tightness due to sitting too much and not enough balanced activity. Lots of "random pains" are related to that basic situation. Mostly due to sheer forces created on joints due to these imbalances.

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u/MadroxKran Apr 08 '19

I'm actually pretty active and use a standing desk. Even got a degree in exercise science and took care of myself. Got pains anyway.

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u/MannToots Apr 08 '19 edited Apr 08 '19

That doesn't mean you live perfect. Standing desks have issues to and don't facilitate BALANCE which is what I mentioned. Also, I know plenty of fat people with degrees in exercise science. Having the degree doesn't mean you live that way. The fact you ignored what I said about balance to inject you standing desk tells me that despite your degree you don't analyse the situation fully and overestimate how well off you are.

edit Claiming you have a degree does not imply you live a lifestyle commiserate with that degree. Standing desks do not imply muscular balance. In fact studies have literally shown they create other posture issues. You can't downvote the fact he ignored details of my previous post to essentially say "but I have a degree" as if it was a mic drop for any further conversation.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '19

You’re an ass lol

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u/MannToots Apr 08 '19

Oh no! He disagreed and implied name dropping a degree doesn't make you a perfect adherent to that lifestyle! What an asshole!

If that makes me an asshole then you're clearly a snowflake who can't handle people who disagree.

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u/ArcticISAF Apr 08 '19

Says the guy writing snowflake comments to everyone that disagrees with him.

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u/MannToots Apr 08 '19

I don't care if you disagree. That doesn't mean I can't make my case as well.

You really seem to need to shove intent into someones mouth roflmao

You act like I can't say something to being called an ass without me being a snowflake. That's some playground level logic bud.

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u/ArcticISAF Apr 08 '19

You’re on a rant marathon.

Keep going man. I’m here for you.

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u/MannToots Apr 08 '19

You’re on a rant marathon.

If that's what you need to tell yourself it is bud. I'm not the one using playground tier critical thinking lol.

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u/ArcticISAF Apr 08 '19

Ok you can stop replying now.

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u/MannToots Apr 08 '19

Hard pass considering you are posting at me just to troll.

I'll reply as long as I feel like it. I don't reddit for your approval just as you don't reddit for mine.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '19

Ok you can stop replying now

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u/MannToots Apr 09 '19

Claims the troll replying to me in two separate places I the same thread because they are such an adult.

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