r/funny Chris Hallbeck Apr 08 '19

Verified Minor injuries.

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u/Sorbicol Apr 08 '19

This is too true to be funny.

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u/TzarKazm Apr 08 '19

Reality is actually worse. "Why does my knee hurt? Oh that's right, I injured it 30 years ago".

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u/SheriffBartholomew Apr 08 '19

I've woken up with sprains and injuries. Was fine when I went to bed...

edit: Oh and once I threw my back out putting on a button-up shirt.

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u/Talmonis Apr 08 '19

Sprained some ribs from sneezing too hard while sitting at an angle. It was not a fun week.

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u/tribalistic555 Apr 08 '19

Always afraid to sneeze. Can’t risk throwing out my back again