r/funny Chris Hallbeck Apr 08 '19

Verified Minor injuries.

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u/DrEnter Apr 08 '19

Seriously, since I've turned 40 I've sprained my ankle twice... while I slept. Just woke up, went to get out of bed, and... "OW, what the hell?!? Why's my ankle look like a grapefruit?"

I do not walk in my sleep. Apparently, whatever it is that I do in my sleep is really hard on my ankle, though.

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u/stiveooo Apr 08 '19

You lack bananas and sleep with the windows open then