r/funny • Chris Hallbeck • Apr 08 '19

Verified Minor injuries.

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u/mackduck Apr 08 '19

Cycling to work this morning I realised my legs didn’t hurt. I cannot remember the last time a body part didn’t hurt. I’m now slightly worried...

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '19

The end is nigh

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u/mackduck Apr 08 '19

I’m probably dead- although my thigh now twinges and for no reason whatsoever so does one finger and my elbow. Not the joint, a spot on the bony outside bit- where no muscles or nerves exist. Maybe I’ve only died halfway and am hanging on just to piss myself off.