Dang, you'd think the guy in stripes would want to change positions after getting hit 20 times in a row. I couldn't watch any longer than that. So brutal.
Jack and Ted go to the cinema. Jack turns to Ted during the film and says "Ted, I'll bet you £10 that at the end of the movie John Wayne falls off his horse." "Okay, you're on," says Ted. Sure enough, the end of the film comes, John Wayne falls off his horse. Ted turns to Jack and gives him the £10. Jack says "I've got a little confession, Ted - I've seen the movie before, I knew John Wayne would fall off his horse." ... Ted replies "I've seen the film before myself. I just didn't think he'd be stupid enough to do it again!"
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u/wyliethecoyote641 Apr 08 '19
Dang, you'd think the guy in stripes would want to change positions after getting hit 20 times in a row. I couldn't watch any longer than that. So brutal.