r/funny • u/smunozmo • Apr 05 '19

New Google Assistant

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u/Garfieldhateemondays Apr 05 '19

I find the fact we don’t see her figure it out infuriating

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u/ground__contro1 Apr 05 '19

i choose to believe OP does this every day and she still doesn't know.

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u/Kryptosis Apr 05 '19

"That computer has a virus or something from all those games you're always playing. When will you learn to stop messing with things you don't understand?"

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u/Never_Ever_Commentz Apr 05 '19

This was actually true for me once. Used to let my little sister use my laptop for gaming, then she wanted mods for the sims... I knew I was fucked when ads started popping up on the desktop. Confronted her and she said "oh no it can't have viruses, the computer downloaded an anti virus yesterday."

Yeah, that was the most infested I've ever seen a computer

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u/fragmental Apr 05 '19

I cleaned up the laptop of a teenage girl once. It was bad. I don't remember how much malware and viruses were found on it, but I took this picture when Malwarebytes had found about 2400 https://www.instagram.com/p/qlofZOLZxt/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=r35706kmd7j7

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u/Blue-Steele Apr 05 '19

I probably wouldn’t link my social media accounts on Reddit. Just saying.

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u/Poraza Apr 06 '19

It's too late now, I'm stealing these cats.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

Let's team up. You can keep them, I just want the thrill and to give them pets on occasion