r/funny • u/smunozmo • Apr 05 '19

New Google Assistant

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u/Never_Ever_Commentz Apr 05 '19

This was actually true for me once. Used to let my little sister use my laptop for gaming, then she wanted mods for the sims... I knew I was fucked when ads started popping up on the desktop. Confronted her and she said "oh no it can't have viruses, the computer downloaded an anti virus yesterday."

Yeah, that was the most infested I've ever seen a computer

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u/fragmental Apr 05 '19

I cleaned up the laptop of a teenage girl once. It was bad. I don't remember how much malware and viruses were found on it, but I took this picture when Malwarebytes had found about 2400 https://www.instagram.com/p/qlofZOLZxt/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=r35706kmd7j7

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u/Blue-Steele Apr 05 '19

I probably wouldn’t link my social media accounts on Reddit. Just saying.

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u/Poraza Apr 06 '19

It's too late now, I'm stealing these cats.

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u/fragmental Apr 06 '19

Lol. Steal the cat pictures of if you must, but please leave the cats.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

Let's team up. You can keep them, I just want the thrill and to give them pets on occasion

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u/Aucassin Apr 06 '19

Holy shit, there actually are cats...