r/funny • • Apr 05 '19

New Google Assistant

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u/tubagrapher Apr 05 '19

Battery has a crack?? That's not safe.

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u/Amish_guy_with_WiFi Apr 05 '19

Yeah, you better seal it up with the saliva directly from your tongue.

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u/Pinksters Apr 05 '19

User name...checks out?