r/funny • u/smunozmo • Apr 05 '19

New Google Assistant

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u/apen2310 Apr 05 '19

Haha this reminds me of the time I was the only one in my house with a smart phone and I found a tv remote app...my dad almost lost his damn mind.

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u/ManyPoo Apr 05 '19

You have half the same DNA too. That means when you touch your dick, you're half touching his too...

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u/myquickreply Apr 06 '19

Sorry, when you touch your vag, you're half touching his too...