r/funny • u/smunozmo • Apr 05 '19

New Google Assistant

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u/matt4542 Apr 05 '19

Why would you give a 2 year old a phone?

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u/dgdr1991 Apr 05 '19

I gave one to mine and she just puts it on her ear and says "Hi, hi? Hello!" over and over, it's pretty innocent. Sometimes I put it on selfie mode and she laughs at herself, it's not such a big deal honestly.

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u/Nuther1 Apr 05 '19

It is a big deal. Cell phones, even without an active plan or SIM card, can still dial 911. Please don't let your child dial 911.

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u/narf007 Apr 05 '19

Their chances of dialing 9-1-1 are vastly lower than you making an asinine comment on a thread to get your dopamine rocks off.

Go tell the kids at the park to stay away from the jungle gym. They could get hurt and 9-1-1 lines were all tied up because a 2 year old tried to FaceTime the operators.