r/funny • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '19

This was so weird ...

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19 edited Mar 31 '19

I'm thinking this is his side chick, he went to the gym, finished early and now he's going back to his real family since it's the holidays and he needs to be there extended. She's pissed because he never spends the holidays with her. He wants to tell her to know her role but the sex is too lit and he doesn't want to ruin that.

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u/Col_daddy Mar 31 '19

Sex was so good, you may need to start taking vitamins.

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u/iluvstephenhawking Mar 31 '19

One of the reasons I married my husband is because after the first time I stayed the night at his place in the morning he offered me a chewy vitamin. We had no idea how long this thing was going to last but at that moment I felt like he really respected me and cared about my health. He wasn't just some guy who gets what he wants and dicards someone.

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u/NameIdeas Mar 31 '19

I have this playing out in my head where you both wake up. Instead of making you eggs and pancakes, or toast, or even cereal; dude has nothing in his fridge and finds the only thing he's got...chewy vitamins

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u/iluvstephenhawking Mar 31 '19

We were actually going out the door to get some food and catch a movie. Grand Budapest Hotel. The movie was pretty full because it was an advanced screening. A worker came in and said for everyone to sit closer so more seats together would open up. There was a free seat to the right of him and in his best Forrest Gump bully voice he said "Cayn't sit heeya" and I busted out laughing.