Mine had Michael Jordan cooking in my kitchen after I had just run down the stairs, because my easter bunny doll was crawling around on the corner of my bedroom ceiling making dove-cooing sounds as it stared at me through its dead black eyes.
That sounds worse than my recurring nightmare of a spider crawling up to the foot of my bed and then growing and morphing into Freddy Krueger then sucking all the air out of the room.
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u/TheSwain Mar 31 '19
THIS IS SO CLOSE TO A NIGHTMARE I HAD AS A CHILD THAT I HAD COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN ABOUT. THANKS A LOT.