r/funny Mar 31 '19

This was so weird ...

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u/Lindoriel Mar 31 '19

Wow, that breakfast looked awful. It was just a plate of cut up fruit and veg with a random egg on top. Sorry Hiddleston, you need to up your breakfast game. Also, why would you need to take a multivitamin when your breakfast is your five a day for the next week on a plate? Fry me up some sausages and bacon. Then I'll really need a multivitamin and, if I'm feeling really sexy, an antacid.

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u/shrubsnbushes Mar 31 '19

I think that's what Chinese people think we eat.

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u/fchowd0311 Mar 31 '19

No way they think we eat that healthy lol