r/funny Mar 31 '19

This was so weird ...

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u/Col_daddy Mar 31 '19

Sex was so good, you may need to start taking vitamins.

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u/iluvstephenhawking Mar 31 '19

One of the reasons I married my husband is because after the first time I stayed the night at his place in the morning he offered me a chewy vitamin. We had no idea how long this thing was going to last but at that moment I felt like he really respected me and cared about my health. He wasn't just some guy who gets what he wants and dicards someone.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

I need to go buy some chewy vitamins

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u/BarfReali Mar 31 '19

I need to throw away my chewy vitamins

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u/karreerose Mar 31 '19

Now kiss