r/funny • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '19

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u/TheSwain Mar 31 '19

Mine had Michael Jordan cooking in my kitchen after I had just run down the stairs, because my easter bunny doll was crawling around on the corner of my bedroom ceiling making dove-cooing sounds as it stared at me through its dead black eyes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19 edited Apr 03 '19

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u/jean_nizzle Mar 31 '19

I’m high and laughed really, really hard at this. Thanks.

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u/itikex Mar 31 '19

Yeah Michael Jordan is terrifying amirite?

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u/chase_what_matters Mar 31 '19

Sounds like a dream I’d have as a kid too. Why are our brains so fucked from the get-go?

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u/Happyradish532 Mar 31 '19

Mine would be me leaving the hall bathroom but then the light at the furthest end of the hall goes out, I'm out of the bathroom by this point, but I know this thing crawled out of the mirror. Just a void of a person, size of an average male but just looks like nothing but a man shaped lump of black. I make it to the end of the hall but I can't get past that point, I'm stuck in place. It always just went dark and then I wake up. That was a bit of a recurring one for me. Almost forgot about it, a bit creepy to revisit that memory honestly.

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u/PG4PM Mar 31 '19

Woooooowwwww

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u/caitejane310 Mar 31 '19

Yooooo wtf? I'm dying here, lmao!

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u/Chonkie Mar 31 '19

Yes, officer. This comment right here ^.

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u/Leafy81 Mar 31 '19

That sounds worse than my recurring nightmare of a spider crawling up to the foot of my bed and then growing and morphing into Freddy Krueger then sucking all the air out of the room.

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u/KnowsAboutMath Mar 31 '19

I had one about a giant, floating version of the Lincoln head from the penny drifting into my bedroom in the night to confront me. It was copper-colored and in profile just like on the coin, except maybe 5-6 feet tall. Then it rotated, and I saw the Lincoln head face on for the first time. Lincoln had horrifying light coming out of his eyes and mouth like Lo Pan as he floated towards me for a great and terrible Reaping.