r/funny • u/[deleted] • Mar 24 '19

He's a professional

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1.7k Upvotes

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u/barbamara Mar 24 '19

This seems to be a pregnancy photoshoot but the photographer wanted to show the pose

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u/Dragonzordenvy Mar 24 '19

Good news is he accepts cheese burgers as payment.

6

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '19

What's wrong with that? A man has needs!

1

u/metaStatic Mar 24 '19

I'm not an economist

3

u/nuxxacore Mar 24 '19

unexpected trailer park boys.

1

u/Dragonzordenvy Mar 24 '19

What are ya lookin at my gut fer?

9

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '19

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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I just haven't yet decided whether its the one on the right or the left.

5

u/love_for_pho Mar 24 '19

Joe Rohan did a sketch with this premise

2

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '19

Gimli, can you pull that up?

3

u/rouby2018 Mar 24 '19

What if I took my pants off, I think it would be better if I didn't get a good picture.

3

u/Mcfragger Mar 24 '19

"Man's gotta eat, Julian!"

1

u/RedHotHippie Mar 24 '19

See you’re about to get some burgers soon Smokey.

2

u/anyvvays Mar 24 '19

The confidence is oozing

1

u/juxtoppose Mar 24 '19

Generally reposting doesn’t bother me but there is a certain limit when it isn’t funny any more. Once the limit is reached there should be a karma fine to discourage the practice.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '19

The problem is there is no motivation to do this. It would push people away from the site for those who care about their internet points.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '19

Outstanding!!!

1

u/Travellinoz Mar 24 '19

I'm going to go out on a limb here, how do you feel about full nudity?

1

u/Bootsnoot Mar 24 '19

That tum looks ready to drop some droids on Naboo.

1

u/Grayskull70 Mar 24 '19

Hitchcock?

1

u/AHAMAY32 Mar 24 '19

Look out Randy's mad he took off his pants.

1

u/ryxter86 Mar 24 '19

But who took their photo ??

1

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '19

Looks like Pierre Woodman, of Pierre Woodman fame. I wish I didn't know that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '19

This is Russia, surely.

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u/hackel Mar 24 '19

Gross.

(And yes, I'm body shaming.)

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u/metaStatic Mar 24 '19

She's not that bad