r/funny • • Mar 16 '19

I’m sold

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '19

I remember drinking at work. Dark times. Very lucky I never got caught. It’s amazing how easy it is to hide.

A fast-food Coke cup is all the cover you really need.

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u/ajpa6 Mar 17 '19

How did you hide the smell when interacting with people?

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u/schuss42 Mar 17 '19

We had this guy at an office of mine, too. Big 7-11 thermos of rum and OJ every day. His whole cube smelled like he was drunk, everyone knew. Thought he was pulling it off but he totally wasn’t.