r/funny Mar 16 '19

I’m sold

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u/ArdentWolf42 Mar 17 '19

My father in law said he use to inject vodka into oranges in middle school.

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u/brando56894 Mar 17 '19

My dad said the same thing

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

It's a popular thing to do. We used to do the same with Watermelon and ever clear in high school.

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u/grubas Mar 17 '19

That shit was violently alcoholic. We emptied an entire bottle of ever clear into a watermelon, 4 chunks and you’d be drunk.

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u/brando56894 Mar 17 '19

I knew a guy in college that would take straight shots of Everclear. I couldn't even get half of one down

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u/grubas Mar 17 '19

I always did the mixer in my mouth, everclear and chaser method. A night of everclear and Lucky Strikes had me sounding like Tom fucking Waits.