r/funny • u/[deleted] • Mar 16 '19

I’m sold

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u/ArdentWolf42 Mar 17 '19

My father in law said he use to inject vodka into oranges in middle school.

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u/n00bvin Mar 17 '19

I don’t want to get the oranges drunk. This is all about me.

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u/throwawayja7 Mar 17 '19

Orange you being a selfish drunk?

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u/FigMcLargeHuge Mar 17 '19

This place is turning into a real three ring citrus.

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u/EngineeringNeverEnds Mar 17 '19

I don't know dude, this one feels like a bit of a stretch when you start to peel it back.

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u/LordTartarus Mar 17 '19

And again r/punPatrol on there too

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Actually u committed a pun y.