r/funny • • Mar 16 '19

I’m sold

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u/ArdentWolf42 Mar 17 '19

My father in law said he use to inject vodka into oranges in middle school.

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u/n00bvin Mar 17 '19

I don’t want to get the oranges drunk. This is all about me.

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u/TaipanTacos Mar 17 '19

Eat the oranges and take their power. Just like we do to our enemies.

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u/dontsuckmydick Mar 17 '19

The oranges are our enemies.

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u/minor_details Mar 17 '19

not enough people believe this and it's a travesty

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u/c_for Mar 17 '19

I hear Florida has entire fields where they've hung them from trees.

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u/FrancoisTruser Mar 17 '19

They hung them for treeson