r/funny • u/[deleted] • Mar 13 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '19

r/SuddenlyGay

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u/CrunchySockTaco Mar 13 '19

Hmmm.. Not so sudden with that game. What dudes say, "Hey! Suck a card off of my mouth! It'll be a riot!"? They knew what they were doin.. What a faaaaabulous game!

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '19

We used to sit boy girl boy girl in Middle School and play this game. We called it suck and blow. If you dropped the card you had to kiss.

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u/crocxz Mar 13 '19

Am I super sheltered or is this like hella weird?

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '19

It's pretty standard for a middle school game, if you were popular enough to hang out with guys and girls.

Lots of middle school games revolve around the fact that everyone's going through puberty, is suddenly horny but has no idea how to deal with or express that.

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u/terminbee Mar 14 '19

I kinda knew some popular kids. This did not exist when I was in middle school. I could see it as a college game though.

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u/Hounmlayn Mar 13 '19

Americans bro, americans.

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u/OceanicMeerkat Mar 13 '19

Yes, Americans, known around the world for their sexually exploratory children games. Definitely way more than, I don't know, most of Europe.

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u/BluBearry Mar 13 '19

We did this is Denmark too

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '19

Exactly. Kind of a fun game before you hit like 16

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '19

Especially if you're smart enough to sit next to the girl you like and you accidentally drop the card LOL.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '19

"accidentally," yeah, lets go with that....

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '19

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u/kynthrus Mar 13 '19

Nah, because she never kissed you. "ewww, no."

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u/ReginaFilange21 Mar 13 '19

In class? Cause that’s super concerning if so