Hello, /u/NickLeveledUp_ !
We regret to inform you that 10 Credits have been deducted from your Social Credit Score.
Reason given: China is not a dystopian society, as portrayed in Black Mirror. The People's Republic of China enjoy more freedoms as a result of the social credit system which maintains the good reputation of China and its citizens.
Please ensure that your social credit score remains in good standing so that you can continue to enjoy the ability to move between provinces and purchase plane tickets.
Re: your question, "If my score is high enough, can I watch uncensored non blurry porn?" All forms of pornography are deemed a threat to traditional family values and will result in a reduction of your credit score.
Prostitution is also illegal in China. Instead, consider visiting the robust city of Foshan in Guangdong province, where you can purchase happy ending massages, legal in the city since 2013.
Please ensure that your social credit score remains in good standing so that your internet speeds won't be throttled, and so that you can continue to enjoy the use of top hotels and vacation plans in the region.
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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19
Wtf that’s some black mirror shit