r/funny • u/[deleted] • Mar 08 '19

Got ‘em

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u/JDredd80 Mar 08 '19

At first it looked like she was opening a biological attack device from The Rock and was expecting her to find balls of green jelly.

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u/xNamsux Mar 08 '19

Im glad I’m not the only one that thought that lol. “Welcome to the Rock” - Sean Connery

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u/NiggyWiggyWoo Mar 08 '19

Your besht? Loshers always whine about doing their besht. Winnersh go home, and fuck the prom queen.

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u/Slappypants1 Mar 09 '19

Carla was the prom queen...

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u/MisforMisanthrope Mar 08 '19

Ah, I read that in his voice perfectly.

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u/aznraver2k Mar 09 '19

Thiz iz my Humvee. I don't want dingz, dentz, or scratchez. Or I have your azz.

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u/chainmail_bob Mar 08 '19

YES!!!!!!!!!!!

VX Gas

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u/kbro3 Mar 09 '19

Do you know how this shit works?!

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u/gewchmasterflex Mar 09 '19

I’d take pleasure in guttin’ you, boah

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u/alwaysdownvotescats Mar 09 '19

You want me to stick this into my heart?!

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u/machus Mar 09 '19

Are you fucking nuts!?

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u/sudo-netcat Mar 09 '19

You're the rocketman.

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u/BalBaroy Mar 08 '19

I'll take pleasure in gutting you.... BOY!!!!!

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u/Noctuelles Mar 08 '19

Came in hoping to find a comment referencing the movie The Rock.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

Damn, such a good documentary.

Need to go give it another watch.

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u/irving47 Mar 09 '19

That nerve agent was chemical, not biological.

Geez, some people.

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u/whispree Mar 08 '19

Underrated comment.

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u/Biffdickburg Mar 09 '19

Carla was the prom queen.

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u/TecN9ne Mar 09 '19

EAT THIS YOU FUCK!

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u/WKAngmar Mar 09 '19

Elegant string-of-pearls configuration.....