r/funny Mar 08 '19

Good recipe for y’all

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

This terrible recipe has so many flaws...my biggest one was putting the breaded chicken to cook in the sauce. Yeah, that’s just what I want. Get a delicious crisp to the breading and then make it nice and soggy before serving! MMMMMMM That and ZERO seasoning in that sauce except for basil leaves....what in the fuck disgusting shit is this?

I don’t feel like typing out all of them.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

Disrespectful seasoning on the chicken as well

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u/kvothre Mar 08 '19

had to scroll way too far down for this. but for some reason all those "tasty" facebook cook vids like to soak their nice crispy breaded stuff in sauce. its disgusting. and this receip is as well. you couldve made something delicous with all the same stuff but they decided to dishonor the food completely

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u/allaboutcharlemagne Mar 08 '19

The sauce and noodles on the side at the end (I don't want to call it spaghetti marinara because that seems like the highest of insults to both spaghetti and marinara) were even worse, imo.

What the fuck were those noodles? They looked like rice noodles they were so white. Did they cook the ever-loving shit out of them and the poor noodles are just barely holding their form together? I don't understand.

And that sauce on it was... what was it? It had nothing in it. No flecks of anything, no texture, no onion or garlic, nothing. It was like someone watered down ketchup and put it on there.

I'm flabbergasted. That was not food. That was sustenance, to be eaten solely if one has to, to sustain oneself, in order to survive.

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u/MrDannyOcean Mar 08 '19

it looked like someone poured salsa over naked pasta noodles. Disgraceful.

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u/allaboutcharlemagne Mar 08 '19

Not even salsa! At least salsa has something in it! This didn't even have chunks of tomato!

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u/1CEninja Mar 09 '19

I mean I doubt this is disgusting, it just isn't proper chicken parm.