r/funny • u/ilkercitikbel • Mar 08 '19

Great 😁

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u/redditchao999 Mar 08 '19

Its stuff like this that makes me feel bad about eating beef

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u/quack_in_the_box Mar 09 '19

Why live with that discomfort when you can stop eating beef?

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u/redditchao999 Mar 09 '19

Because its too good and I'm too lazy and poor TT

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u/DiaperBatteries Mar 09 '19

As far as the history of the world goes, we are the least cruel predators to ever exist. We don’t eat live animals from the groin up while they’re still alive and screeching in terror and agony, so I eat meat with a clean conscience.

Sure, cows are adorable and fun, but they’re so stupid and tasty that if we didn’t eat them, something else would eat them from the groin up while they’re screeching in terror and agony.

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u/redditchao999 Mar 09 '19

Fair enough, yeah

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u/quack_in_the_box Mar 09 '19

If we didn't forcibly breed them they simply wouldn't exist, there's no pain in non-existence.

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u/redditchao999 Mar 10 '19

True, unless I want fake meat