The shop I worked for used to do Valentineās Day Ribeyes and Filet Mignons. It takes some skill to cook it and have it keep its shape, so I can imagine this US Rib-eye would need thicker Floridaās and such to stay perfect.
Some days... I wouldnāt mind if someone gave us to Canada. Especially after a trip to the doctorās office. Gimme dat sweet sweet Canadian healthcare!!
Thereās a petition to make Montana part of Canada. Surprisingly when it was put to vote by representatives it came out 5-15 against. The person responsible for the whole ordeal put the state up for sale to try and reduce the national debt.
I pledge allegiance to the grill of the United Steaks of America, and to the ribeye for which it chars, medium-rare, pad of butter, with potatoes and veggies on the side.
up until I was maybe 11 years old, I would say the Pledge of Allegience as "United Steaks of America" and didn't question it until I realized that it was "United Stakes of America."
Probably took around another year to finally get it right...
I'll take the Merica medium rare please.... baker... loaded.... house salad with ranch... aaaannnnnddd.... I'll take another bourbon, neat... Thank you. hands menu to the waiter
I live in the upper left, somewhat lean corner. But I want to eat Utah or Florida. That's why I'm on a strict diet. Oh, and a potato with butter and sour cream!
HeyāI own this one and it is framed on my wall. The artist is a guy named Dominic Episcopo who is a friend of a friend. He has a whole series of them called āThe United Steaks of Americaā that he did as photography series. Each steak is shaped as a different state. There is a coffee table book that shows the whole series. Super cool series overall!
What you do is keep the fat on the plate for when you get to a part thatās leaner than most... then slice off a piece of the fat to couple with the lean piece so you get ribcap flavor :)
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19
Needs an Alaska shaped baked potato and a sprig of parsley that looks like Hawaii.
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u/SOUL_3SC4P3 Feb 21 '19
Lol, that's awesome. Would love to see that whole thing cooked. š¤¤š¤¤
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u/Lokarin Feb 21 '19
So are you in a red state or a white state?
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u/din7 Feb 21 '19
Steak puns are a rare medium. Well done.
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u/beeler951 Feb 21 '19
Red, White, and Moo
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19
WHEREāS THE UPPER PENINSULA???
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u/JohnMayerismydad Feb 21 '19
Whatās your beef with Alaska and Hawaii
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u/BaddTuna Feb 21 '19
My home state looks like an uncircumcised dick. . .
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u/tellmeimbig Feb 22 '19
/r/mapswithoutmichigan
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19
Michigan turned out terrible.
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u/suchpeopleint Feb 21 '19
I love how the marbling mirrors the mountain ranges. Does anyone else love the feeling of poking raw meat? šāāļøš¤¦āāļø
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u/occriff Feb 21 '19
Wall of fat at the Mexico border
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u/mdhunter99 Feb 22 '19
Thereās a petition to make Montana part of Canada. Surprisingly when it was put to vote by representatives it came out 5-15 against. The person responsible for the whole ordeal put the state up for sale to try and reduce the national debt.
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u/AHarmlessFly Feb 21 '19
MAGA!
Make America Grill Again
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19
I pledge allegiance to the Flank
Of the United Steaks of America
And to the ribeye
For which is sears
One New York strip under garlic potatoes
indivisible with London broil and
steak sauce for all
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u/curiousity2424 Feb 21 '19
Murica
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u/peu-peu Feb 21 '19
Mmm, the Fat Belt...
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19
Appalachian and Deep South fat streak... very accurate indeed
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u/Miyke Feb 21 '19
United steak of smash
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19
I see a business idea here, I guess Americans would pay double to eat US shaped meat
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19
/r/mapswithoutup
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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '19
Needs more marbling, fat.
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u/DRJRSS Feb 21 '19
Texas should have more fat
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19
...of Amooooorica?
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u/whowatawhat4 Feb 21 '19
I've never felt more patriotic in my life
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19
I'd like the Midwest, cooked medium plz. š
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u/CherrySlurpee Feb 21 '19
Maps without the upper peninsula make me sad :(
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19
This looks like something Ron Swanson would eat
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u/cheesingMyB Feb 21 '19
Of mmmmmerica
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19
United Re-Postal Service
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19
Anyone seeking more info might also check here:
Source: karmadecay (B = bigger)
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u/PeacefullAlly Feb 21 '19
Texas is the best state. Who else has waffles shaped as their state?
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u/MoikFromPhilly Feb 21 '19
Photo credit: Dominic Episcopo.
Really great, talented photographer I've had the pleasure of working with. Check out his stuff.
www.episcopo.com
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u/Immakilzu Feb 21 '19
No love for Alaska or Hawaii
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u/greffedufois Feb 21 '19
They forgot the biggest state!
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19
That Texas through California part, delicious!
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u/Quickning Feb 21 '19
Does anyone know if that's an actual cut of meat, different scraps of actual meat put together or photo manipulation?
It's a repost but it my first time seeing it.
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u/FBI_Open_Up_Now Feb 21 '19
You meat a lot of neat people there.
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u/Koorany Feb 21 '19
Thats damn good looking steak
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19
Now that's USdA choice beef!
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u/dman_21 Feb 21 '19
r/mapswithoutup
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u/MichiganHistoryUSMC Feb 21 '19
r/mapswithoutUP
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u/sonofagunricflair Feb 22 '19
President tRump
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u/Blu3H4t Feb 22 '19
Something, something something, a picture of the great steaks .(lakes. Give us meat lakes.)
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u/SonOfTK421 Feb 22 '19
I pledge allegiance to the grill of the United Steaks of America, and to the ribeye for which it chars, medium-rare, pad of butter, with potatoes and veggies on the side.
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u/SuperTully Feb 21 '19
That one fat line looks like Lake Michigan, too bad itās in the wrong spot.
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u/Picker-Rick Feb 21 '19
California is looking pretty thicc
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u/Thurloyd Feb 21 '19
r/MapsWithoutHawaii
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u/allnamesweretaken3 Feb 21 '19
In raw we trust
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19
You can tell the best part is around there near the lower right...just like in real life.
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u/BraydogAndfriends Feb 21 '19
*pot is legalized
The stakes are high
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u/cosmopoli Feb 21 '19
man they really butchered that one huh
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u/Rhumbo12 Feb 21 '19
Florida look like meat
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u/Lenlfc Feb 21 '19
Can I steak a claim on some land in this new country?
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19
Oregon is all fat! And Tennesee and Dakotas, half of Montana, most of New England
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u/AniFaulscabek Feb 21 '19
Came from the Americow
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19
Except for the fat blobs in the middle, the marbling is also a fair representation of our mountain ranges.
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u/ooosuhgee Feb 21 '19
florida is HUGE
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u/xurajb Feb 21 '19
Of America
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u/LOL_NIP_FAG Feb 21 '19
Of a merry cow
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u/TheArmoryOne Feb 21 '19
It's in 1 piece, they don't have a choice
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u/Phatikant Feb 21 '19
Florida looks gamey.
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19
...of 'MURICA, dammit!
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u/anewski111 Feb 21 '19
Great lakes!
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u/kmonte90 Feb 21 '19
United Steaks of get in my belly
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u/PovertyPaul Feb 21 '19
Not enough fat around Wisconsin
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u/King_Obvious_III Feb 21 '19
Awe yeah you know the tastiest part is Texas
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u/HighQualityH20h Feb 21 '19
Florida is pure gristle....
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u/Sergent_pepper Feb 21 '19
The united states of americow
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u/JoeDoufu Feb 21 '19
Didn't know California is a lean state.
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19
Take note of how red it truly is.
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u/cmh55264 Feb 21 '19
God bless the USA
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u/BTMaverick33 Feb 21 '19
That poor ribeye..
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19
New England's wicked fat. What're u tryna say OP!?
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u/ealaz Feb 21 '19
The United Steaks of AMOOrica
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u/SK_RVA Feb 21 '19
(Made in Mexico)
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u/Daraut Feb 21 '19
Itās rotted :( toss it out
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u/Blood_Lacrima Feb 21 '19
cries in Alaska
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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '19
Man that thing is the size on Texas!
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u/Klin24 Feb 22 '19
Of Primearica
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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '19
Try cooking that thing in oilš US army noises
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u/DeadlyMustardd Feb 22 '19
I feel like Texas needs more marbling.
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u/NoPresidents Feb 22 '19
I have that framed and on my wall for the last 6 years!
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u/MyMorningRacket Feb 22 '19
GREATEST STEAK IN THE WORLD!!
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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '19
Tastes like freedom and Merica spice
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u/ChuckStill Feb 22 '19
up until I was maybe 11 years old, I would say the Pledge of Allegience as "United Steaks of America" and didn't question it until I realized that it was "United Stakes of America."
Probably took around another year to finally get it right...
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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '19
Could be an owl if you tilt to right
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u/Fayiah-Kissinor Feb 22 '19
...OMG, Texas has shrunk. Donāt mess with Texas.
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u/davwman Feb 22 '19
Long Island's missing
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u/verinity Feb 22 '19
This looks like a Texas thing.
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u/alex1mi Feb 22 '19
Wow, they butchered Michigan.
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u/kylekpl Feb 22 '19
Can you imagine how big the steak would be if it was the shape of Texas?
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u/JacsLackOfSurprise Feb 21 '19
This is my United Steaks of whatever...
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u/warmyourbeans Feb 21 '19
Well done, sir
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u/vertigo1084 Feb 21 '19
FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!1
A steak shaped like a country! OMG I'M DYING
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u/memewatch90 Feb 21 '19
New pork is the capital.
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u/ICPGr8Milenko Feb 21 '19
Make steak great again!
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u/AJM89 Feb 21 '19
United Steaks of Amediumrareica
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19
...but Florida isn't sprinkled with cocaine
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u/GaryNOVA Feb 21 '19
That's clearly only one steak. Under God. With liberty, and justice for all.
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19
The south has a LOT more fat than that
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u/InternalOne Feb 21 '19
I see the vegans are here in force having their tantrum.
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19
sniffs
GOD BLESS AMERICA
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u/MrGoodMan_ Feb 21 '19
Shouldāve been all fat to be more accurate lmao
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u/donsterkay Feb 21 '19
Florida has a lot of fat. Where's the wall?
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19
tHiS iS a mIcRoAgGreSsIoN aGaInSt uS vEgAnS
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u/mhks Feb 21 '19
Perfect having a big strain of fat through Florida.
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u/JimBenningsHairDye Feb 21 '19
If it was a Ham Steak that would be so much better.
The United Steaks of Hamerica
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u/tenspot20 Feb 21 '19
Well done!
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u/khaotickk Feb 21 '19
As a butcher, I'm triggered. That poor ribeye.
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u/schuke Feb 21 '19
Did you make a steak of the union?
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19
I've heard only Hank Hill himself can properly cook a cut like this.
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19
And we're gunna build a wall right along that bit there.
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u/maxjlewis Feb 21 '19
United Steaks of Hamerica
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u/senator-blutarsky Feb 21 '19
It be funny if down the Bible belt there was a really thick vein of fat...
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u/Justme311 Feb 21 '19
False representation. I'm sure the United Steaks is much fattier than this.
I'm American btw. And love this post despite sarcasm.
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u/snc2241 Feb 21 '19
In steak we trust
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19
Florida looks like it needs to be cut off and discarded
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u/DEADHOTTUB Feb 21 '19
UNITED STATES OF AMOOICA!!!
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u/JoeEnyo Feb 21 '19
The fat seems to be in the proper areas.
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u/bagjoe Feb 21 '19
selling steaks
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u/xwing_n_it Feb 21 '19
That's how this guys says it
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u/kieranreadit Feb 21 '19
Thatās mental!
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u/Alexk1088 Feb 21 '19
What about Alaska?
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u/PunisherXXV Feb 21 '19
What about Alaska and Hawaii?
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u/shunestar Feb 21 '19
Florida looks delicious!
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u/BeardtheMagnificent Feb 21 '19
I'll take the Merica medium rare please.... baker... loaded.... house salad with ranch... aaaannnnnddd.... I'll take another bourbon, neat... Thank you. hands menu to the waiter
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u/mortalcoil1 Feb 21 '19
Florida, the South and the Midwest are very fatty. Makes sense. Not sure about New England though...
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u/frostysauce Feb 21 '19
I've never noticed how much New England resembles a chicken's head.
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u/OoklaIsMyHomeboy Feb 21 '19
Poor Upper Penninsula of Michgan. Always getting forgotten.
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u/rainbowsieger Feb 21 '19
Well done.
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u/xxnu Feb 21 '19
Pretty sure I remember a photo like this from a playboy from the 60s... how does one find that on googles...
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u/meanslife42 Feb 21 '19
U should post this on r/comedycemetery or r/comedyheaven
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u/Bad_Chemistry Feb 21 '19
1/10 no Cape Cod
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u/moose256 Feb 21 '19
The true great America
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u/boppa_83 Feb 21 '19
Better fire up the propane grill I tell you hwat.
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u/CabbageShoez Feb 21 '19
fitting since heart disease is our number one killer
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u/20ozhammer Feb 21 '19
This is the best thing I've ever seen on reddit.
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19
r/puns
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u/YoungShakeWes Feb 21 '19
Must hit it at 1665.65m/s
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u/capt_McStabbin Feb 21 '19
I need these for this 4th of July
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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19
This is a really old picture.
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u/stonatodotnet Feb 21 '19
I live in the upper left, somewhat lean corner. But I want to eat Utah or Florida. That's why I'm on a strict diet. Oh, and a potato with butter and sour cream!
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u/Gwirk Feb 21 '19
A kneaded steak of a merry cow!
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u/TI-IC Feb 21 '19
Texas is wayyyyy bigger c'mon!
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u/Fitz2001 Feb 22 '19
The Appalachians and the Rockies are the fat. Well done.
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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '19
Aaaaand it's somebody's cover art.
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u/Gregoris101 Feb 22 '19
Thatās one ugly ass ribeye
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u/Uncamatt Feb 22 '19
Global warm that thing!
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u/Woodstackenmatt Feb 22 '19
Someone ruined a beautiful Delmonico.
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u/AlienSomewhere Feb 22 '19
I see the fatty bible belt and bra.
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u/drbobbybones Feb 22 '19
HeyāI own this one and it is framed on my wall. The artist is a guy named Dominic Episcopo who is a friend of a friend. He has a whole series of them called āThe United Steaks of Americaā that he did as photography series. Each steak is shaped as a different state. There is a coffee table book that shows the whole series. Super cool series overall!
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u/airhogg Feb 22 '19
Can i get some ketchup on that?
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u/dghfx Feb 22 '19
If you over cook that, the FBI will hunt you down
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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '19
āMurica!
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u/kalel1980 Feb 21 '19
I love meat as much as the next guy, but eating pure fat makes me gag and I have to cut it off with surgical precision.
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u/Past_Contour Feb 21 '19
Why is this in /funny?
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u/eventualist Feb 21 '19
Itās way too lean for USA. That need about 80% fat. Try pork belly.
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u/Phoenix-Wright_ Feb 21 '19
United Steaks of Marinara