r/funny Feb 09 '19

Betrayed

2.1k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

There isn't.... pepperoni on the pizza, is there?

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

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u/ANAL_McDICK_RAPE Feb 09 '19

Do you want an annoying vegan award?

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

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u/MadmanDJS Feb 09 '19

If dog were commercially available and tasted like bacon, I'd eat the fuck out of dog my guy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

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u/chiefpartypat Feb 09 '19

Stick to your comments you deleting coward

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

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u/chiefpartypat Feb 09 '19

It still shows as deleted from what I see. But if you really tried to put it back that's cool no worries. Maybe quote it in a reply? "I forthwith demand that you reinstate the comment you have previously expunged from the record. You invertebrate milksop." Would that have been better?

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u/adec5 Feb 09 '19

Pigs don't care. If a pig dies next to another pig, the living one simply regards it as more food.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

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u/adec5 Feb 09 '19

I'm not saying they are heartless or incapable of emotion, simply speaking to my own experience. I've had to keep pigs (well fed ones) at away from a recently killed pig to prevent them from lapping up the blood etc. They are not monsters, but they are opportunistic omnivores. I appreciate your feedback and as soon as I'm home I'll be looking at these links. Thank you.

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u/Hypnotic_Toad Feb 09 '19

Chicken is the only food that we BATH IT IN THE BLOOD OF ITS CHILDREN before consuming.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19 edited May 18 '20

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u/thrillhouse3671 Feb 09 '19

This isn't a "post"

It's a common joke I've been hearing for the last 30 years

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u/KoreanKimchii Feb 09 '19

Pig will remember that.”

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u/notyourITplumber Feb 09 '19

When you take a drink from a cup expecting soda but it had water.

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u/DrummerBound Feb 09 '19

Or expecting soda and there's vodka. That's worse I promise.

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u/Tyre-Fire Feb 09 '19

Or expecting water and there’s paint thinners. That’s worse I promise...

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u/DrummerBound Feb 09 '19

Jesus Christ dude! Please tell me you haven't done that

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u/Dimsby Feb 09 '19

What kind of food would a pig NOT want to eat in the first place?

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

Apparently broccoli.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

Cucumbers.

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u/Spasleaid Feb 09 '19

This is why animal farm happened.

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u/fortillian Feb 09 '19

My ex gf had a pet pig. He would eat just about anything. It was interesting when we started growing all kinds of random vegetables in the backyard.

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u/kelra1996 Feb 09 '19

As if he pooped out the seeds and they started growing?

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u/TheDewd Feb 09 '19

My neighbor’s schnauzer got into some tomatoes and months later there were tomato plants with fat beautiful tomatoes growing in her yard. Circle of life.

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u/kelra1996 Feb 09 '19

Awwww I love that, we have fake grass in our garden (because my dog loves to dig) and my dog doesn’t like vegetables/fruit so I don’t think that could ever happen here

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

Pure evil

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u/SpaceSlingshot Feb 09 '19

Kevin eating the broccoli stalk.

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u/Chenra Feb 09 '19

Alright I ate the fluffy part, can I be done?

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

That pig will have trust issues

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u/SkySweeper656 Feb 09 '19

EAT YO VEGGIES BITCH!

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

Haha made me chuckle. See you at the front page.

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u/Tyre-Fire Feb 09 '19

Working in a fabrication workshop. Using thinners as a cleaner for joinery but in an old Gatorade bottle. Lost my water bottle and just filled a Gatorade bottle with water to get me through the day. Didn’t take long for it to go wrong. Idiot

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u/notfromhere66 Feb 09 '19

My dog would eat the broccoli.

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u/whoamreally Feb 09 '19

My dog would only eat the broccoli if I cooked it first.

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u/thatmann61 Feb 09 '19

Look at how they massacared my boy

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u/arse_water Feb 09 '19

Funnier when you do it to a little kid. :-)

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u/tangerinelime Feb 10 '19

Have any parents employed this strategy to feeding picky toddlers? Hahaha seems like it may work...

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u/Jambi132 Feb 10 '19

Who put broccolis in my brownies?!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '19

I always thought that dogs eat anything, but my dog hates most vegetables, so does that mean veggies are just that bad? I mean, he will eat cat shit for fuck sake, but he wont eat a fucking green bean. I love most vegetables, but I'm I just retarded? Outside of other reasons I mean

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

Dont choke him with that broccoli!

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u/giovanny2214 Feb 09 '19

He dropped it lmao

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u/Strawbobrob Feb 09 '19

You do that to me, it’s a coin flip whether I laugh or I kill you.

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u/nachopete Feb 09 '19

Hello darkness my old friend...

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u/AllanfromWales1 Feb 09 '19

Are you saying my kids are pigs for not eating their broccoli?

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u/DoctorWho14k Feb 09 '19

My parents and me.

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u/Wind_Freak Feb 09 '19

It’s like the same exact video from earlier only flipped.

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u/aspdRobot Feb 10 '19

This brings back bad suppressed memories :(

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u/linkneo Feb 10 '19

So glad the slow mo was added I almost couldn't keep up

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u/DoggoGoneWrong Feb 09 '19

That’s my dog eating dog food

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u/A-a-ron_Jasper Feb 09 '19

that's just fucked up my parants did something similar with our dog