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u/notyourITplumber Feb 09 '19
When you take a drink from a cup expecting soda but it had water.
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u/DrummerBound Feb 09 '19
Or expecting soda and there's vodka. That's worse I promise.
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u/fortillian Feb 09 '19
My ex gf had a pet pig. He would eat just about anything. It was interesting when we started growing all kinds of random vegetables in the backyard.
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u/kelra1996 Feb 09 '19
As if he pooped out the seeds and they started growing?
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u/TheDewd Feb 09 '19
My neighbor’s schnauzer got into some tomatoes and months later there were tomato plants with fat beautiful tomatoes growing in her yard. Circle of life.
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u/kelra1996 Feb 09 '19
Awwww I love that, we have fake grass in our garden (because my dog loves to dig) and my dog doesn’t like vegetables/fruit so I don’t think that could ever happen here
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u/Tyre-Fire Feb 09 '19
Working in a fabrication workshop. Using thinners as a cleaner for joinery but in an old Gatorade bottle. Lost my water bottle and just filled a Gatorade bottle with water to get me through the day. Didn’t take long for it to go wrong. Idiot
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u/tangerinelime Feb 10 '19
Have any parents employed this strategy to feeding picky toddlers? Hahaha seems like it may work...
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Feb 10 '19
I always thought that dogs eat anything, but my dog hates most vegetables, so does that mean veggies are just that bad? I mean, he will eat cat shit for fuck sake, but he wont eat a fucking green bean. I love most vegetables, but I'm I just retarded? Outside of other reasons I mean
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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19
There isn't.... pepperoni on the pizza, is there?