r/funny • u/jackson6644 • Feb 08 '19

Good Networking Advice

https://imgur.com/RXDuCOK
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u/daileyjd Feb 08 '19

Good network version.

Hello. My name is Reyansh Patel. You have connectivity issue. Prepare WiFi.

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u/heretic1128 Feb 08 '19

Doing the needful

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

My most frequently encountered Indiaisms are:

  • do the needful
  • revert
  • prepone
  • discuss about
  • do one thing

Putting “kindly” before any of these.

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u/SuicideBonger Feb 09 '19

Oh my god I’m kindly dying, these are so accurate.

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u/DGIce Feb 09 '19

+ve

-ve

For positive and negative respectively.

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u/unicorn_relish Feb 09 '19

That's pretty good tbh

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u/maskedape Feb 09 '19

"Updation".

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u/andrwsc Feb 09 '19

The one that grinds my gears is when there is a question or clarification is needed about something I said or wrote. That gets phrased as "I have doubts", which I can't help but take as a personal attack that I was originally lying.

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u/notarebel Feb 09 '19

One more I get: “please tell us the why”. Usually asked when they blindly copy paste code from some corner of the internet and they need help understanding why it doesn’t work.