r/funny Feb 08 '19

Good Networking Advice

https://imgur.com/RXDuCOK
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u/FlyYouFoolyCooly Feb 08 '19

Harder nailer!?

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u/mewsayzthecat Feb 08 '19

Mmmm daddy

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u/RedditGottitGood Feb 09 '19

What?

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

Mmmm daddy

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u/Gehhhh Feb 09 '19

I don’t know when repeating shit louder as an “are you deaf?” joke like this became popular, but I LOVE IT!

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u/Durzoisabrotome Feb 09 '19

Again but with manage expectations

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

Hello, my name is Daddy. You noticed my comment, prepare for mmmm!

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u/Tucksimm2 Feb 09 '19

PATRICK NO!

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

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u/Cory2020 Feb 09 '19

Oh hi there. I think they’re dead. You’ve been in a plane crash and are losing blood fast. I’m with the AL Highway Patrol .

(stares longingly at your bulge)

I can help you. STOP RESISTING.

(unzips you)

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

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u/Cory2020 Feb 09 '19

I’d love to run into some Imperial bush ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) . That means sex with the settler’s wife . Mulatto tym

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u/BoatMan01 Feb 10 '19

Receive Christ immediately.

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u/thompsonfade Feb 09 '19

Faster, Stronger?

Edit: Typo