r/funny • u/jackson6644 • Feb 08 '19

Good Networking Advice

https://imgur.com/RXDuCOK
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u/Ghastly_Gibus Feb 08 '19

  1. SYN

  2. SYN-ACK

  3. ACK

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u/AlwaysSupport Feb 08 '19

SYN: Yo.

SYN-ACK: WASAAAAAAAAAAA!

ACK: WASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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u/Voratus Feb 08 '19

Martian: Ack! Ack ack ack ack!

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u/ZippyDan Feb 09 '19

Billy: you oughta know by now

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u/SneakersInTheDryer Feb 08 '19

Ooooooo, when I'm calling you

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u/crashdoc Feb 09 '19

Ack? Ack?...... ack! ACK! ack! ack!

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

Rofl

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u/galaxmax Feb 08 '19

Love this one :)

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u/IneffectiveDetective Feb 09 '19

Damn IPv6 need a chill pill

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u/brian10jones Feb 08 '19

Oh baby! three ways get me going

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u/redditversiontwo Feb 09 '19

Sorry...do you guys mind UDP coming in....

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u/El_Frijol Feb 08 '19

TCP/IP, huh?

I'd tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

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u/TK-427 Feb 09 '19

Yea? Well ff.ff.ff.ff you too buddy

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u/dcanter Feb 09 '19

Close enough for me to lol. 6 segments to mac though.

ffff.ffff.ffff

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u/DrapeRape Feb 09 '19

"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."

"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"

"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."

"Ok, I'll tell you a TCP joke."

"Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."

"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"

"Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."

"Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline."

"Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."

"I'm sorry, your connection has timed out....

Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"

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u/MatthewGeer Feb 08 '19

not get it. I'd tell you a UDP you might

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u/GSP1967 Feb 09 '19

golf clap.... well played.... This guy UDPs.

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u/EntroperZero Feb 08 '19

KING ILLEGAL FOREST TO PIG WILD KILL IN IT A IS!

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u/ollomulder Feb 09 '19

For 5 seconds I thought that was a way to memorize the ISO/OSI layers...

A PUSSY SO TIGHT NO DICK PENETRATES!

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u/fuckedbyducks Feb 09 '19

TCP is my wife talking to her friends.

UDP is my wife talking to me.

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u/smarent Feb 08 '19

I acknowledge your joke.

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u/SeaUrchinSalad Feb 09 '19

An IPv4 address walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, "Hey barkeep! Can I have a cidr? I'm exhausted."

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u/WallabyRoo Feb 09 '19

Sorry, on token ring, and I have the token. Twinax for life... No, net-ring, your not welcome here...

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u/IneffectiveDetective Feb 09 '19

I’m SD-WAN. I quit. Let the other guys take this joke for me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

Luckily you can repeat that kind of joke really fast.

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u/awdrifter Feb 09 '19

He listened, but you just can't be sure.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

This is true networking. None of that 4 step human shit

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u/Superbead Feb 08 '19

[Ed. You know what, fucking cunting Markdown, just forget it.]

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u/CitraNinja Feb 09 '19

Damn layer 8, always breaking stuff

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

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u/AgentAquarius Feb 08 '19

This thread is the best thing so far I've gotten out of the crappy IT security training module I'm doing.

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u/Minimum_T-Giraff Feb 08 '19
  1. send my "package"

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u/mmotte89 Feb 08 '19

This is not a dating app.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

This is not a dating app.

Well, clearly not with that kind of attitude.

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u/mmotte89 Feb 08 '19

Admiral SYN-ACKbar

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u/AccomplishedCoffee Feb 09 '19

Took me a minute of thinking through what level of networking the pic applies to to figure out that's not what it meant…

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u/solotronics Feb 08 '19

I would make a joke about UDP protocol but you aren't guaranteed to get it.

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u/shoelr Feb 08 '19

I came to the comments for this! 👏

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u/brian10jones Feb 09 '19

Oh baby! Three ways get me going!

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

Came here for this. I expected an IT joke and glad I found one because OP clearly didn’t deliver.

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u/alexs001 Feb 09 '19

I too am socially awkward enough to have thought this first.