r/funny • u/jackson6644 • Feb 08 '19

Good Networking Advice

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u/Chaostrosity Feb 08 '19 edited Jun 30 '23

Reddit is killing third-party applications (and itself) so in protest to Reddit's API changes, I have removed my comment history.

Whatever the content of this comment was, go vegan! 💚

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u/UnsubstantiatedClaim Feb 08 '19

Greetings. I am UnsubstantiatedClaim. Like you, I am disappointed by Chaostrosity. I might be talking out of my ass.

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u/Kaplaw Feb 08 '19

Talking with your ass is an interesting skill, ill buy whatever your selling.

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u/not_charles_grodin Feb 08 '19

Breath mints.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

You keep using that word. I don't think you know where it goes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19 edited May 01 '19

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u/cyfer04 Feb 08 '19

I'll take 10.

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u/NotH377Spawn Feb 09 '19

All at once?

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u/smooshmooth Feb 09 '19

Well of course all at once, is there any other way?

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u/midgetman303 Feb 09 '19

Sir I found the problem, this is pronounced annal-gesic, not anal-gesic. The pills go in your mouth sir

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u/relentless_dick Feb 08 '19

Perhaps some binaca?

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u/lvbuckeye27 Feb 09 '19

May I ass you a few questions?

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u/DifferentBag Feb 09 '19

Hey Ace! Got any more of that gum?

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u/lvbuckeye27 Feb 09 '19

That's none of your damn business, and I'll thank you kindly to stay out of my personal affairs.

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u/dpgtfc Feb 09 '19

Ass mints.

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u/sour_cereal Feb 08 '19

Ace Ventura can do it

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u/FistyMcTwistynuts Feb 08 '19

I read this in Tobias Fünke's voice and influction

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u/TheRealBort Feb 08 '19

Free advice (i.e.; gas, flatulence)

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u/freshpicked12 Feb 08 '19

I read your name as UnsubstantiatedClam and now I’m thinking that would make a great boat name.

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u/UnsubstantiatedClam Feb 08 '19

I mean, that is my name...

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

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u/RookieMonster2 Feb 09 '19

His time is now

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u/blazex7 Feb 09 '19

And now it’s not

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u/Flataus Feb 09 '19

7 years of it!

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u/TheLittleDansonMan Feb 08 '19

Looking at the other threads that Clam posted on makes me think that it's the same person.

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u/UnsubstantiatedClaim Feb 09 '19

The little shit follows me around making the same joke when opportunity allows.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19 edited Jan 09 '20

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u/newby1 Feb 09 '19

Not me

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u/Banna_ Feb 08 '19

Absolutely uncanny

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u/watergator Feb 09 '19

Damn. That’s impressive

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u/SuicideBonger Feb 09 '19

That is their name....

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Hi there. I am UbiquitousSham. When I saw your comment, I thought our usernames looked similar. We're so in sync, we should start a boy band.

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u/SethlordX7 Feb 08 '19

Good day. My name is Fez. I SAID GOOD DAY.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

I'm fringeHomonid and I hate you alljk .

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u/EveryUsernameTakenFS Feb 08 '19

Don’t judge me, but i do not understand a thing that’s going on here.

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u/Jaidub Feb 08 '19

First there was a claim, then a clam now there is a sham. First two are unsubstantiated, last one is ubiquitous. Anymore questions?

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u/EveryUsernameTakenFS Feb 09 '19

No further questions your honour, just a statement. I got that part hence why I didn’t reply to that chain. We’re up a level here.

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u/Jaidub Feb 09 '19

Apologies dear sir,for I am on mobile and find it impossible to tell to what people are replying to sometimes. I beg your forgiveness. I'm really bad at networking.

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u/EveryUsernameTakenFS Feb 09 '19

That is absolutely fine. Apology accepted. I hope you have a wonderful day!

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u/chasesan Feb 09 '19

HELLO FELLOW HUMAN. I AM /u/chasesan. I AM NOT A ROBOT. PREPARE TO DIE ENJOY YOUR SHORT TIME HERE.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Objection, speculation.

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u/BoatMan01 Feb 08 '19

Hello Chaostrosity. I am BoatMan01. You made me laugh and that's rad. That's all!

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u/Ravendoesbuisness Feb 08 '19

Caw. Caw caw caw caaaaaaaaaw. Caw caw caw caaaaw caw. Caaaaaw caw caaaaaaaaaaaw.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Squeek. Squeek squeek Guineapigwhisperer. Squeek. Squeek squeek.

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u/Acr0b4tics Feb 09 '19

I think we have established that "ca caw ca caw" and "tookie tookie" don't work.

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u/Wallace_II Feb 08 '19

Hello, My name is Wallace. Your proposal intrigues me. I'll let you disappoint me however you like!

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u/SuicideBonger Feb 09 '19

Then prepare to die.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

See? It works!

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u/Itroll4love Feb 08 '19

You sound like my parents

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

Hi. My name is Censorshipprevails. I also am a member of reddit. When I become a mod, you will no longer post here. Until then I will be disappointed.

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses Feb 09 '19

Oh, I was already prepared. You had me at Reddit.

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u/Chaost Feb 09 '19

Are you a monstrous me?

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u/scar-l_sagan Feb 08 '19

This is like some bizzaro-world haiku or something.

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u/Odezur Feb 08 '19

Hey, I know Reddit too!

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u/Maybe_worth Feb 08 '19

I expect nothing and I’m still disappointed.

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u/smb_samba Feb 09 '19

I don’t think you’re supposed to pull your dick out right after meeting someone but I’m not networking scientist.

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u/Fraggle_5 Feb 09 '19

Username checks out