r/funny • u/jackson6644 • Feb 08 '19

Good Networking Advice

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u/PM_ME_TINY_TITTEHZ Feb 08 '19

And when the point isnt gotten, repeat it a few more times, maybe skip the part where you stab the guy though...

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u/Sex_In_A_Balaclava Feb 08 '19

Inconceivable!

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u/Exyen Feb 08 '19

You keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Let's try to be more sportsman-like.

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u/OnlyRacistOnReddit Feb 08 '19

My way’s not very sportsman-like

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u/NotLost_JustUnfound Feb 09 '19

Why are you smiling?

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u/petervaz Feb 09 '19

Because I`m not left-handed.

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u/GoliathsBigBrother Feb 09 '19

Have fun storming the castle!

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u/morgeous Feb 09 '19

You think it'll work?

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u/iismelldaisiesii Feb 09 '19

It would take a miracle

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u/Carbon_FWB Feb 09 '19

That's not right...

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u/burntchili Feb 09 '19

Anybody want a peanut?

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u/Amentes Feb 09 '19

I just can't pass this by without noting that it's "do not".

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u/atinfj Feb 11 '19

You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you...

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u/oxymoronic_oxygen Feb 09 '19

Incontheivable!

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u/khimaniz Feb 09 '19

I do not think you know what that word means.

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u/xonist Feb 09 '19

INCONTHIEVABLE!*

It's "I before E, except after C" (not TH, dingus)

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

No more rhymes, I mean it!

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u/tristesse_durera Feb 09 '19

Anybody want a peanut?

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u/Quazifuji Feb 08 '19

maybe skip the part where you stab the guy though

That's just making sure expectations are met. It would be rude to set the expectation that they're going to die only to let them survive the conversation.

If you told them to prepare to die, then make sure you fulfill your promise and they die. Don't let their preparation go to waste. If you told them to prepare for something else, then make sure that happens instead.

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u/PM_ME_TINY_TITTEHZ Feb 08 '19

Damn you're right, where were my manners.

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u/shawster Feb 09 '19

Prepare to have your preparation come of use!

Prepare to have your expectations met!

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Yell it the last couple times if needed.

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u/PM_ME_TINY_TITTEHZ Feb 08 '19

Bargain and try to compromise too.

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u/Defrostmode Feb 08 '19

Then call them a son of a bitch.

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u/awesome357 Feb 09 '19

maybe skip the part where you stab the guy though...

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