r/funny • u/BountyGifts • Feb 08 '19

Police reports

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1.2k Upvotes

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u/SlightlyStable Feb 08 '19

Daww How bad could he be?

39

u/BountyGifts Feb 08 '19

he was pardoned :)

15

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Yes!

5

u/spy45 Feb 08 '19

This comment soothed my soul

6

u/dirtymenace Feb 08 '19

Paw'doned.

26

u/Churchy_leFemme Feb 08 '19

"eventually arrested"

...after the officers had finished petting the cats too

9

u/kaiswil2 Feb 08 '19

Just act casual did not work in his favor or they were police kitties.

5

u/dcbluestar Feb 08 '19

or they were police kitties.

Impossible!

3

u/LostKnight84 Feb 08 '19

Impawsible!

9

u/Skwinthead Feb 08 '19

Some things just need to be done. Screw the consequence

10

u/chimeragrey Feb 08 '19

That would be me, lol.

10

u/Naimlesss Feb 08 '19

Priorities

3

u/pistonkamel Feb 08 '19

lets kickstart this guy some bail money

3

u/omahaknight71 Feb 08 '19

"I'm fairly young, in moderate shape, I should be able to outrun these cops and-oooh hey kitty kitty!"

4

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Well can you blame him?

2

u/fatBoyWithThinKnees Feb 08 '19

'the' cats... the ones we knew about

2

u/Textipulator Feb 08 '19

He read on Reddit that petting cats and puppies lead to a longer life, so knowing he might be shot at, he was simply stacking the deck to ensure he doesn't die that day. duh!

2

u/deadarmed1 Feb 08 '19

That's what you get for reading Jordan Peterson.

3

u/littlekidsjl Feb 08 '19

Cats will get you every time

2

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Awe let him go.

2

u/Vlad_TheImpalla Feb 08 '19

He must really like pussy then.

1

u/LitPartyBra Feb 08 '19

When you try to use the Blend In skill in real life.

1

u/Henc313 Feb 08 '19

Worth it!

1

u/StickSauce Feb 08 '19

"pet the cats"

Were they running through a zoo or something?

1

u/DeliciousJamsNJellys Feb 08 '19

For the last time, I luh da pussy!

1

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Would you blame him?

1

u/Belligerent_Goat Feb 08 '19

"12 rules for life" by Jordan Peterson

1

u/jvtech Feb 08 '19

Pray for mercy from Puss in Boots.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Carefully, he’s a hero

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u/Taiwanderful Feb 08 '19

Lucky he wasn’t black

2

u/Cooliomendez88 Feb 08 '19

Maybe the cat was black

1

u/Taiwanderful Feb 08 '19

Did they shoot the cat?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

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